The Posh Visiting Aunt Menu
Corn
on the cob bathed in melted butter
Spaghetti
Bolognese
Vanilla
slice
House of Multiple Occupancy Menu
Fried
Mackerel* with Steamed cabbage
Ripe
Camembert on crispy crackers
*Whole
mackerel: head and guts in the bin on the shared landing
Many Flavours menu
Globe
artichokes boiled in rum
Chicken
breast swathed in marshmallow with a chocolate coating
Cold
salad of (steamed) Brussels sprouts and cauliflower in spicy vinegar
Sardine
Fudge with Garlic Coffee
Alternative dessert for demolition workers or Arms Fair
Ice cream brick surrounded by chocolate rubble and topped with caramel trellis
The HMO recipe reminds me of Neil's endless lentils in the Young Ones.
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ReplyDeleteAh . . . lentils . . .
What would the menu be for the weary-yet-hopeful American friend with bad knees? :)
ReplyDeleteOh, simple. Taht would just be a cup of tea by the fire, with a large piece of Very Nice Cake. xxx
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