I have not been to see Fifty Shades of Grey. I have not read Fifty Shades of Grey. I have no plans to. I am not prudish. I don’t feel I’ve missed out. I abhor violence. I think the people who have missed out are those who find insufficient pleasure in the exquisite bliss of gentle, tender, respectful sex, and are driven to cruel and sadistic power games and watching/reading pornography. I believe in gentleness. I enjoy peaceful tenderness. I like simple, humble love that regards the other as infinitely precious, not to be dominated or hurt. And that a Christian journal should have sent a Christian leader to go and see Fifty Shades of Grey to review it, I find disappointing – falling for the oldest trick in the Bible: “For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.” Heard it before. Not true. Seeing the way to go comes from walking in the light, not from dabbling in the darkness. I wonder how long it will take him to get what he heard and saw out of his mind?